Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
i believe in u and ur pee
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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