She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Randomize
