She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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