FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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