Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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