I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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