Moan for me like Helen Keller
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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