My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
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