I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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