I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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