The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Plan B is the new Plan A
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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