If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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