Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I woke up under a house in Key West
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