I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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