I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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