But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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