That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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