When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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