Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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