I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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