haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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