Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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