Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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