If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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