i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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