So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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