no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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