they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Randomize
