i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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