Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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