We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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