playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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