he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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