I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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