I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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