did you get engaged???
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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