Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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