i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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