just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
There r osticjed everywhere
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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