Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
