I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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