youre lurking in front of me
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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