I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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