His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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