i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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