Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Drake has all the answers
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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