Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
