i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
