I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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