My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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