That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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