thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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