Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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