People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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