what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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