are you so shy because you have an std?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You took a bar mat shot.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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