glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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