What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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