I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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