so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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