Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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