whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You can't special order awesome
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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